Sweet Jokes

Jokes ( SMS )

Santa: Which is better, Google or Yahoo?

Banta: Oh wait, I`ll search it on Google.

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Girl: I love you!

Santa: OMG! I love me, too.

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Pappu: Daddy, what's gay?

Santa: It means happy.

Pappu: Are you gay?

Santa: No, I married your mother.

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Santa: Today is a fine day.

Annoyed Jeeto: Why do you keep saying, `Today is a fine day` everyday?

Santa: You had said once that, `One Fine Day, I`ll leave this house`.

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A lady tells Santa, `If you were my husband, I would poison your drink`! Santa replied, `Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!`

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Santa got a flat tyre & he pulled over to change it.

Banta: Did your tyre go flat?

Santa: No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!