SmS (Hindi)

Do u know?
what is friendship?

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khud ko jor se thappad lagao.dard mujhe hoga.

yakeen nai hota na to

Try-kar lo..... :D

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Train mein Warning likhi thi.....
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Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
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sardar- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf

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A Boy's Facebook Status:
"I M Online During Class..
Hahaha"

Comment From his Teacher:
"Beta Test mein 0(zero) mila hai..
Aake Dekhega ya Tag ka

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Wt wud b d bhojpuri version of missiom impossible....

ee na ho sake he bhaiyya...
n wt abt M.I.-2

hum phir se kah rae he ee na ho sake

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Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi...

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GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to use kya kahenge...?
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BETAAA....
Mann me dusra laddu phoota...

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GOLU: Wife agar husband ko naukar smjh to Husband ko kya karna chaiye ?
MOLU: Zayda Kuch nahi
Do char ghar aur dekh pakad lene chaiye.

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Santa Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye
Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye H Ya Peon K Liye
Santa-Ye Tm Teeno k liya :P

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I wrote ur name on sand,
It gt washed away,

I wrote ur name in air,

It gt blown away
so
I wrote ur name in my heart
Sala heart attack aa gaya

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Boy to his gf- janu tere to bina hor koi kudi mere dil nu jachdi hi nhi
G-Jooth bolda aa tu kanjra, sidha keh k mere to elava hor koi fasdi hi nhi

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Maine apni life mein bahut dhoke khaye hai.

for eg.

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Apple,,, chiku,,, sabzi,,, etc etc..
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sab dhoke hi khaye hai...

Aur aapne?...

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