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Hell Froze Over! Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking... Pretty Urologist An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor... The Science of Guinness A Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my privates are too small," he says. The doctor asks him which drink he... Curious Daughter A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have...

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Jeeto making 2-minute Maggi Noodles in oven, calls Santa for sex.
Santa Surprised!
He performs & asks:
Why suddenly sex in kitchen?
Jeeto: Timer not working?

Santa: South Indians just discovered Kolaveri Di!
But Punjabis discovered:
Maa di, Bhen di years ago!

Q: How do you know if you are in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling!

Q: What does a Christmas Tree and a Priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration!

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प्रीतो अपनी सहेली जीतो से: मुझे बच्चा नहीं हो रहा!
जीतो: तुम्हारा पति गांडू होगा!
प्रीतो: मेरा तो ठीक है, मुझे तो तेरा भी गांडू ही लगता है!

पठान 1: तुम्हें पता है कि गर्मी का एक फायदा भी है!
पठान 2: क्या?
पठान 1: वैरी सिम्पल यार, सर्दी नहीं लगती!

महान दार्शनिक द्वारा स्वर्ण शब्द:
किताब और टाँगे खोलने से पहले ऊँगली पर थूक लगा लेना चाहिए!

सास: बहु, नए चावल कैसे है?
बहु: बिलकुल आपके बेटे जैसे!
सास: वोह कैसे?
बहु: चदते ही पाक जाते है और पानी छोड़ देते है तुरंत नीचे उतारना पड़ता है!

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