SmS (Eng.)

Santa: Women live a better, longer & peaceful life as compared to men.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Women don't have a wife!

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Jeeto: You don't love me at all.
Santa points towards their five children and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google.

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Santa: Which is better, Google or Yahoo?
Banta: Oh wait, I`ll search it on Google.

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Girl: I love you! 
Santa: OMG! I love me, too.

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Pappu: Daddy, what's gay?
Santa: It means happy.
Pappu: Are you gay?
Santa: No, I married your mother.

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Santa: Today is a fine day.
Annoyed Jeeto: Why do you keep saying, `Today is a fine day` everyday?
Santa: You had said once that, `One Fine Day, I`ll leave this house`.

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Best "W T F...!" Moment....

When Making a File named "dflgjkcmjqwsbdz" on Computer & Still getting the Message-

'File name already exists.

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G.K Question-

Which is an eight letter word that has only one letter in it. . .?

"ENVELOPE."

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I wrote ur name on sand,
It gt washed away,

I wrote ur name in air,

It gt blown away
so
I wrote ur name in my heart
Bludy Heart Attacks Came..

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Almost All Girls Like Only Two Things:
1. MAKE UP
.
.
2. BREAK UP..... :)

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She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..

Waah Waaah

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
.
.

.

Being Single Is My Attitude
NO clapps plz.....

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Today Is Slap Day.
If Ever I Was Angry With U Or Misbehaved U Or Hurt U.
Plz
Just SLAP Urself Its Ur Fault,
I'm Basicly a GOOD boy.
U knw ;-)

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Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed

Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart

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Height of computerised world:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy- Ma'am, 4
my homework plz visit
my website-
"www. myHomeWork.
com"

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Height of Social NetWork:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy- Mam I Upload A Copy of My Home Work

To Facebook nd Tagged U..

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A Boy's Facebook Status:
"I M Online During Class..
Hahaha"

Comment From his Teacher:
"Son U Got Zero In Test.
Wnt To Come Or Tagged On Facebook

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Hotel Manager: A Room wid 2 beds, sir?
But u r Travelling alone!
Man: Yes! Its just I wish to Njoy d SILENCE 4m d other BEDh to Enjoy

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