After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of 'Budweiser' says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, give me a Budweiser.
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf & opens it for him.
The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ' I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.'He gets it.
Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around & says, 'Just give me a Coke.'?
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, & serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly & say, 'Hey Vijay, how come u aren't drinking Kingfisher?
'Listen,' says Vijay Mallya, 'If u guys aren't drinking beer, neither will i !! :D :P
The Chairman of 'Budweiser' says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, give me a Budweiser.
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf & opens it for him.
The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ' I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.'He gets it.
Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around & says, 'Just give me a Coke.'?
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, & serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly & say, 'Hey Vijay, how come u aren't drinking Kingfisher?
'Listen,' says Vijay Mallya, 'If u guys aren't drinking beer, neither will i !! :D :P
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