| Santa wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's New Year's Party. Santa is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home... Jack and Mark are walking from religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Mark replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest... The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations... A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher... | | | | Visuals | | Hollywood in Bhojpuri | Gay Test |
| | | | SMS | Girl: I used to like you a lot.
Boy: Used to? What changed?
Girl: You did. It is a risk to love. What if it doesn't work out? Ah, but what if it does.
Peter McWilliams I wish you 12 months of HAPPINESS;
52 weeks of LOVE;
365 days of SUCCESS;
8760 hours of GOOD HEALTH;
525600 minutes GOOD LUCK &;
31536000 seconds of FUN.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Some people have nice eyes;
Some have nice smiles &;
Some have nice faces.
But You have all of them with a nice HEART. Wish you a happy new year from teh bottom of my heart! |
| | | | Hindi SMS | आईना बन के बात करती धूप, दिल की दीवार पर बरसती धूप;
मेरे अन्दर भी धूप का आलम, मेरे बाहर भी रक्स करती धूप! आँखें नीची है तो हया बन गई,
आँखें ऊँची है तो दुआ बन गई,
आँखें उठ कर झुकी तो अड़ा बन गई,
आँखें झुक कर उठी तो कदा बन गई! लाखों होंगे निगाह में;
कभी मुझे भी पिक करो;
मेरे प्यार के आइकन पे कभी तो डबल क्लीक करो!
वाइरस नहीं ऐन्टीवाइरस हूँ तेरा, इन्स्टॉल करके 30 दिन तो ट्राइ करो! जिंदगी की असली उड़ान अभी बाकी है;
जिंदगी के कई इम्तिहान अभी बाकी है;
अभी तो नापी है मुट्ठी भर ज़मीं हमने;
अभी तो सारा आसमान बाकी है! |
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