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Universal Jokes
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing...
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for...
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder...
A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.
The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded...
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Loodicrous Ideas
Dogs Potty
SMS
Friendship is love marriage without divorce.
I put off doing more things by 9 AM than most people do all day.
Santa: I am feeling that I have got bird flu.
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I feel like flying today.
When you work, don't expect your talent to be discovered. Work hard because it makes you happy.
Hindi SMS
दर्द इतना था ज़िन्दगी में की;
धड़कन भी साथ देने से घबरा गयी!
मैं उन चार लोगों को एक मुद्दत से ढूँढ रहा हूँ, जिनको मेरी पर्सनल लाइफ में इतना इंटरेस्ट है कि घरवाले हमेशा बोलते हैं -



`चार लोग देखेंगे तो क्या कहेंगे!`
तुम्हारे पास नहीं तो फिर किस के पास है?
वो टुटा हुआ दिल, आखिर गया कहाँ!
बाबाजी लड़के का हाथ देखकर बोले, `बेटा तुम बहुत पढ़ोगे`!


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