Jokes

:: Jokes ::
	Blind Date A Nigerian guy goes on blind date. He goes to pick her up in his limo. Looking at it she says, "This car is big!" He laughs and replies........ more.....
	Where Are You Going? This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back........ more.....
	Just Wear Something The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude........ more.....
	Corrective Surgery When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty........ more.....