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| | You Can't Take It With You | Determined to "take it with him" when he died, a very rich man prayed until the Lord gave in.
There was one condition: He could bring only one suitcase of his wealth........ more..... |
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| | Absolutely Flattered | Two old men meet on a street corner.
The first old man said, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"
The 2nd old man replied, "I was in jail........ more..... |
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| | The Buffalo Theory of Beer | A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good........ more..... |
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| | Car Breakdown | There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one an engineer from Microsoft.
The car breaks down........ more..... |
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