Selected Jokes

:: Jokes ::
	50 Year Old Nightie A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said...... more.....
	Male and Female Test Tubes "We have two test tubes here," said the professor of IVF studies. "They contain two carefully synthesised ingredients that we can now use to create human life........ more.....
	Red Headed Baby! After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has........ more.....
	Twice a Year! A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. "Just where the heck do you think you're going........ more.....