| A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you... A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing... One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself... John was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac... | | | | Visuals | | Burning in Protest | Take a Leak here |
| | | | SMS | Recession time:
Santa: We need to save money, if u learn 2 cook we can fire the cook.
Jeeto: ASSHOLE if u learn 2 fuck, v can fire d driver, gardener, servy & watchman. Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it's over in 2 minutes.
Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel. Women prefer sex with the lights off. Bcoz they can't bear to see a man enjoying.
And why do men like the lights on? So they can pronounce the woman's name right. Why do most women sleep in the afternoon?
So they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance! |
| | | | Hindi SMS | किसकी माँ को सबसे ज्यादा प्रसव पीड़ा का सामना करना पड़ा होगा?
सोचो?
अभी भी सोच रहे हो?
हार मान ली क्या?
सन्नी देओल की माँ को, पूछो क्यों?
अरे उसने खुद ही तो कहा है..... मैं निकला गड्डी लेके! बंता: डार्लिंग, जी करता है तुम्हारी जुल्फों में खो जाऊं, आँखों में बस जाऊं, तुम्हारी बाहों में झूल जाऊं!
प्रीतो: देवानंद ही रहोगे या कभी इमरान हाश्मी भी बनोगे! संता: तुम मेरी किस चीज़ से ज्यादा खुश हो? लाइफ स्टाइल, कार, पैसा या कुछ और?
जीतो: आप के सेक्स से! आपकी तरह सेक्स करना मोहल्ले में किसी को नहीं आता! संता: ये लो 20 रुपये, मम्मी से मत कहना की मैं नोकरानी के साथ सोया था!
पप्पू: आप बहुत कंजोस हो! मम्मी पुरे 50 देती हैं, जब वोह ड्राईवर के साथ सोती हैं! |
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