| A guy stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip--three pennies. As he strides toward the door, his waitress... After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling... A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two... A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room... | | | | Visuals | | Life of a Gamer | No Woman No Cry |
| | | | SMS | A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance". Santa to Boss: Sir, Banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwears.
Boss: Oh no! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes. I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat. The tree does not withdraw its shade even from the woodcutter. So luv even those who hurt U, they'll realise your worth someday. |
| | | | Hindi SMS | रेत पर नाम कभी लिखते नहीं;
रेत पर नाम कभी टिकते नहीं;
लोग कहते है कि हम पत्थर दिल हैं;
लेकिन पत्थरों पर लिखे नाम कभी मिटते नहीं! एक लड़की ने छोटे बच्चे के गाल पर किस की!
लड़की: ओह माफ़ करना, तुम्हारे गाल पर लिपस्टिक लग गई!
पप्पू: कुछ अच्छा करने से अगर दाग लगते हैं तो दाग अच्छे है! एक लड़की ने छोटे बच्चे के गाल पर किस की!
लड़की: ओह माफ़ करना, तुम्हारे गाल पर लिपस्टिक लग गई!
पप्पू: कुछ अच्छा करने से अगर दाग लगते हैं तो दाग अच्छे है! करोगे याद गुजरे जमाने को,
तरसोगे हमारे साथ एक पल बिताने को,
फिर आवाज़ दोगे हमे वापिस बुलाने को,
और हम कहेंगे दरवाजा नहीं है कबर से बाहर आने को! |
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